Foot Cheese

a fetish of cheese being on feet

Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese

by Hotdogfunnylol January 16, 2021

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis

"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!

by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010

Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.

An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

cheese

cheese is baby. created by daddy Epstein. #forkyasksaquestion

Did daddy Epstein make cheese? Yes daddy Epstein made cheese. #speakingfromtheheartspencerfromiCarly

by didlydook1800 October 16, 2021

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

Cheese day

Cheese day is the day where you have to eat something with cheese.

Bob: Yo dude why are you eating cheese?
Arne: Its cheese day today.
Bob: Your lactose intolerant...

by Zen.berry's January 18, 2022