small penis 

what tom cruise has

katie holmes in an online sex magazine, said: "tom cruise has a 2 inch small penis and i never feel anything, but im very good at pretending."

small penis by Hollywood-Smack November 2, 2012

computer penis 

Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports

My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.

computer penis by Bailxexb December 9, 2008

Mr Penis 

Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”

"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"

Mr Penis by Weenywaver September 5, 2006

Ginger Penis 

If someone has a ginger penis they have the biggest dick a white person could have it reaches to the length of a black penis

I have sex with a guy and he had a ginger penis, it was the best night of my life

Ginger Penis by Axel Carbajal February 6, 2020

asian penis 

Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.

White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.

asian penis by Asian Dude July 30, 2008

fucking penis 

A complete and utter retard, joker, acts like a bit of a cunt.

*So and So fucks up on Spliter Cell*
Louis: You fucking penis look what you've just done.

fucking penis by Ethan Muse May 9, 2005

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

Second Hand Penis by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008