JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*
Chris: What's this?
JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.
Chris: What's this?
JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.
by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021
Get the Poop Viagra mug.A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
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Get the Pre Poop mug.A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.
The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!
by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025
Get the Full Poop mug.A yummy substance that goes through my tummy, and out my bummy. But my dog's poop tastes a bit chummy, still better than my mummy. Mine is a bit crummy, especially when it's sunny.
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Get the Poop mug.by Ian the fatrole July 8, 2019
Get the Poop Face mug.Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?
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