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The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
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Donald Trump

Nouns
1. Large Cheeto Man

2. A person that gets banned off all social media

3. A person who wants to keep Latin America out with a wall

4. A person who is rascist

5. An U.S. president who's term was January 20, 2017 - January 20, 2021

6. A buisness man
1. How is Donald Trump so orange

2. News cast: After a shocking day in American history when a violent mob, incited by President Trump, stormed and breached the Capitol Building, Facebook and Twitter temporarily banned the president from using their platforms. On Thursday morning, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg went a step further, announcing Trump will be banned from Facebook’s social media platforms until at least the end of his term on January 20.

The events were a direct reaction to words that Trump has repeated on social media, and that he said at a rally Wednesday before the attack on the Capitol—baseless claims about election fraud, the election being stolen from him, and his loss to Joe Biden in November.

3. "I want to build a wall," Donald Trump said

4. "Calm down Chad, and stop being such a Donald Trump. HAHAHAHAHA," Jamal said.

5. "Donald Trump has lost the election against Joe Biden,"The news caster said.

6. "Donald Trump has succesfully built his tower," The news caster said.
by Jamal The Monkey March 23, 2022
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Trump

My mom once said, "For the world to end, the world would need just a few more putins and trumps
by Old Bread April 30, 2023
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delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

a highly common disease amongst trump supporters and maga folks. Symptoms include believing that Trump will fix everything with the nation or lower grocery or gas prices
John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices

Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America

John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss
by Backstroke swimmer 24 March 15, 2025
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trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.
I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.
by darthgandhi May 20, 2025
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Trump Earshot

Trump Earshot is basically when something bad almost happened to you but you managed to avoid it very narrowly
Bro that match was a trump earshot from my rank being lowered.
by Nfgsus July 30, 2024
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Trump

I can’t go to the beach this weekend because the salon screwed up and gave me a trump. Now I’m too embarrassed to be seen in public!
by Rebecca117 June 23, 2021
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