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Verb: to Sympathize
Noun :a Sympathizer
A misspelling of symp. The meaning has apparently taken on many lives of it's own, but the original meaning is along the lines of : One who sympathizes with someone, perhaps someone not doing well or who is upset or frustrated, or losing at a game. Stereotypically, in the voicechat of a multiplayer game, a 'white knight' 'symps' for a girl gamer, who may not have the level of skill needed to tip the scales as much as the 'young man' or 'manchild' who is harassing someone over the internet for not being good enough at the game to silence his taking his frustration at probably being an 'incel' out on them for simply being born female. I could have given that more clarity but I think you get the idea.
Noun :a Sympathizer
A misspelling of symp. The meaning has apparently taken on many lives of it's own, but the original meaning is along the lines of : One who sympathizes with someone, perhaps someone not doing well or who is upset or frustrated, or losing at a game. Stereotypically, in the voicechat of a multiplayer game, a 'white knight' 'symps' for a girl gamer, who may not have the level of skill needed to tip the scales as much as the 'young man' or 'manchild' who is harassing someone over the internet for not being good enough at the game to silence his taking his frustration at probably being an 'incel' out on them for simply being born female. I could have given that more clarity but I think you get the idea.
I symp with her, she doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.
He's just being a simp because he likes the attention, he doesn't get much attention irl but he's so good at this game.
He's just being a simp because he likes the attention, he doesn't get much attention irl but he's so good at this game.
by A_shit_eru June 25, 2022
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Get the Simp mug.A person (usually a guy) who tries waaay too hard to get the attention, love or sex from the girl they like.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
Jessica: Have you heard it? Pimp the Simp and his simp squad went simping a smoking hot redhead wearing leather jacket. Luckily Simp police led by captain Badass was nearby and intervened in time.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
by NeonCyberpunk July 28, 2022
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