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A witty, charismatic man with the potential to change the world. One of the smartest people you’ll meet, he has an uncanny ability to make you smile within seconds. Though his intimidating intellect may come off as standoffish, he has a heart of gold. A fantastic listener and communicator, he effortlessly keeps conversations flowing, making you never want them to end. Though he can be arrogant, his endless ideas make him stand out. While his brilliance may spark envy, it's hard not to admire him.

Andrew’s quick comebacks and nonstop chatter can be both amusing and annoying, but in a room full of people, you'll find yourself drawn to him. He can make any event more tolerable, especially for those who aren’t fond of socializing. His unapologetic authenticity makes him a unique and valuable individual and partner. Though he embraces his inner dork, it’s part of what makes him endearing.

He’s an exemplary individual, friend, and partner. Anyone who overlooks his qualities misses out on a life full of joy and spontaneity. Andrew is exceptional—caring, spontaneous, and full of surprises. He can be cocky, especially when reading about his horoscope or getting compliments, but he’s undeniably bold, handsome, and intellectually captivating. His gallantry and kindness show that chivalry is far from dead. He’s humble, respectful, and thoughtful. Keep him close—he’s truly special.
Girl: OMG who's that guy in our Stat II class, he's good looking and super smart too?!
Boy: That's Andrew, he's really funny but he sucks at video games and doesn't know how to park his car.
Girl: LOL
Andrew by connect4boss February 24, 2025
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Andrew Treatment 

Andrew treatment is the act of which you violently hump someones head. it also can be used for a fight that becomes less of a fight and more of a who's on top.
dude I just gave this guy the Andrew Treatment
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Andrew Finley 

The most charming lad and a ladies man that comes across as a player but has the heart of a god with the the best smile, easy to talk to and the most beautiful ocean eyes that you can get lost in. Andrew Finley is charming yet humble man but don’t mistake him for a full. He’s one to have such a big heart and doesn’t see the beauty and aura he holds. One you can fall in love with
“Andrew Finley did the craziest things, I didn’t think all those texts were gonna be true”

“What did he do”

“Is a literal dream transferred into reality
Andrew Finley by A1DaMan March 14, 2025
These guys always are the shortest people built like a brick shit house but have the smallest peener in the world every girl wants him till they see his vagina lookin peener because it’s so tiny
Fuck Andrew
Andrew by Numbnuts696969 March 19, 2025

Andreliz 

Is a very beautiful and kind person to be around. In a relationship she gives her all. She has a lot of dreams that keep her going. Overall she is a really nice girl to be around.
Andreliz is a gorgeous being
Andreliz by Iconicgirlxoxo March 19, 2025

Andrew van auken 

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang
Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken
A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.
Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him