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wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
mugGet the wet pop-tartingmug.

fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024
mugGet the fat person who eats pop tartsmug.

Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.
ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!
by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023
mugGet the Scottish Puddin' Popmug.

Pop a Melly

When you know you won’t sleep tonight and need to take a melatonin
Emily: I know I’m not going to sleep tonight

Sabrina: then pop a melly
by Fancyfanzy February 20, 2023
mugGet the Pop a Mellymug.

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