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fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024
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wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
mugGet the wet pop-tartingmug.

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