A rather raunchy fellow with enlarged lips and nose. Can be found "cheekin-around" in every environment except the nothern zombie pig region. Their favorite number is 7.3.
aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.
Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!