Cum dumpster

Just cumming in a dumpster.

Bro I just got done in the cum dumpster

by Mypeanutwithnutcancer February 7, 2020

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Cum

A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis

Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I Want More!

by anonymous April 11, 2022

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Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.

“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”

by Rihannanourt November 9, 2019

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CUM BARREL

A meme very similar to cum jar but instead of a jar the container is a barrel.

This Phrase could be used as a war cry or an insult

war cry- Andres: CUMMMM BARRELLL!!!! (proceeds to die)
Insult- Bitch on the street: ugh look at this asshole he's such a cum barrel

Me a few weeks ago: wtf? did someone just call me a cum barrel

by Landon.Marcel May 19, 2021

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Cum dragon

Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance

Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon

by Dola 05 March 29, 2020

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