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Cock Burp

When a fart comes out through your dick hole.
What's that sound? Is that a gremlin playing a kazoo? No, that was a cock burp.
by aliencockdock October 26, 2011
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cock job

Derogatory term used as an insult.

Does not usually refer to any particular sexual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who masturbates,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

Can also be used with sexual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/wankjob

May also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumbass

Its a broadly used word and shouldn't be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumbass/wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

I believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

Similar words: idiot, fool, dickhead, moron, dumbass, tosser, handjob, wankjob
Passive insult: Tom's some cock job,isn't he?

Active insult: I'm gonna kill ya,u little f*cking cock job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

Light-heartedly: You're some cock job man!

Sexual reference: She gave me one killer cock job man!
by NutOff June 18, 2006
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cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
by dude September 7, 2003
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horse cock

jenny really enjoyed her horse cock sandwich..
by gforce October 20, 2003
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cock basket

When a man serves his cock within a wicker shell to appetise his partner often including straw and marzipan
come rummage within my cock basket
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cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
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Cock smoker

One who "smokes" (sucks) anothers penis, usually aimed at a male recipient.
yo man, u fukin gai cocksmoker, go bak to da madigra!
by Evie G June 8, 2003
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