A Bear

A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.

"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."

"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."

"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."

Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.

by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025

Snow Bear

A "Snow Bear" is a white guy who is known for going for black guys

My sister is a snow bunny and I am a snow bear. Loving thug dick runs in the family!

by Thuglova12 January 17, 2025

Builder Bear

A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!

Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN

by MirakatFursona January 24, 2025

Bayou Bear Train

The same as a regular Bear Train but all the men have diarrhea.

Last night turned into a real Bayou Bear Train for Ricky. He spent all night cleaning up.

by FriskyxDingoxx January 21, 2026

Ballsack Beard

Someone or something is extremely niche or otherworldly. How one achieves this status is by a lot of focusing and separation from society and even potentially living off-grid.

Grow the roses is such a ballsack beard song.

by Subhumanator February 7, 2026

stevie bear

someone’s first day on earth

are u a stevie bear, honey?
yes, i am.

by smd676767 February 27, 2026

Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.

“Jessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burns”

by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026