Product Denial Syndrome

Product Denial Syndrome is best described as when someone buys a bad product, but deludes him/herself into thinking it's better than it really is. Often found in children with lack of a steady allowance.

"Bob just bought that crappy new headset microphone. He has Product Denial Syndrome."

by Kookygoose April 19, 2009

Ass Nigga Syndrome

When an ass nigga thinks their good at a game but they're not.
Symptoms include:

Ass gameplay
Less then basic understanding of a game
Thinking they know everything
Going on the internet and talk shit behind a screen

Place in no tournaments yet still talk trash
Complains about losing
and finally being a trash ass nigga

He got Ass Nigga Syndrome! That nigga ass.

by Professor MVP September 17, 2020

Hard Titty Syndrome

When your nipples are hard even when you are hot or cold

Zoe was diagnosed with Hard Titty Syndrome last night.

by Catluver696969 October 20, 2016

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018

Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.

by Evilevad December 24, 2014

Tomato Soup Syndrome

When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.

Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”

by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018

System Builders Syndrome

The compulsive need to constantly upgrade one's computer. Usually occurs in people with home-built computers. It is currently a bigger problem then AIDS among the gaming community.

Person 1: Why did you just buy a GTX 280? You had two 8800 GTs.

Person 2: I have system builders syndrome. And I bought two GTX 280s.

by Chris L. & Eric V. October 18, 2008