A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.
Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"
by Me And I December 14, 2008
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Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
by mcjenks May 8, 2014
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Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
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Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.
Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.
Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?
Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick
Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ
OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick
Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ
OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
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Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
Get the John Hancock mug.John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019
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