John

John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 30, 2021
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John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels
W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update
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Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 04, 2024
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A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends
boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.
by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021
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the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.
by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019
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A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself
What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John
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John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.
"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"
by JustForFun! September 27, 2022
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