ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

mom

mom is fat

ME : mom ur fattttt af

by ZiziXong the 1st May 5, 2021

Mom

Made
Of

Money

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*

by UrLazyFry March 3, 2022

Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Mom

A lifesaver. She will do anything in her power to protect you and love you. She's unbelievably caring and will always be there for your ups and downs. The one person that will love you regardless. Her love is abounding. she will never run out of love for you. Even if she isn't with you, she loves you.

she's like a mom to me

by Behumbl December 8, 2023

Ur Mom

UR MOM

UR MOM

by ururmommom February 23, 2022

Mom Nommer

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.

Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!

by samruns13 April 24, 2010