Someone who's skinny, and has such a captivating presence. Takes up all the space in the room despite being a small size and is pretty pleasant to be around.

- Omg did you see Nikocado Avocado's latest video?

- Oh yeah, it was great! As expected of the skinny king himself

- Omg yassss the skinniest of kings!!

Skinny King by spammyham May 18, 2022

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Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

Lasagna King by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

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ava king

Ava king is a beautiful light skin magnificent queen. She cuts her hair a lot, smh 🤦🏼 ♀️. She is kind, thoughtful, and sneaky. She lies to katie sometimes i dont blame her. But she is just AVA MF KING

Whos that AVA KING

ava king by thatlittlefrenchgal May 24, 2022

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Dementia king

Someone who is either not knowing or not caring that he is showing that only two or three bats are in his belfry.

Boy, Joe Biden is sure a dementia king.

Dementia king by Ramcat May 25, 2022

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