Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Gay hands

When you lift your forearm but leave your wrist relaxed.

I see you doing it. You're gay.

"He says he's straight but walks around doing the gay hands all the time, the closet is made of glass"

by francescunt October 29, 2021

brown sugar hand

Fisting of the anus.

Allen: I totally brown sugar handed her last night.

Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet

by Allen&Larry September 16, 2016

Hand Horny

a celebration of pleasure

pronounced - 'hand CHorny'

Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'

by The Oil June 3, 2010

Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker

OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes

by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015

hand trampoline

slang term for a butt that i (kaylor) just invented

hamnd trampoline
:hand trampoline

by ham trampiline February 1, 2021

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021