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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Hoemug.

Hoe

A girl who sleeps or dates a bunch of guys
Guy 1: “You see Sarah over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah”
Guy 1: “I heard she slept with 7 guys and dated 6 guys!”
Guy 2: “Oh damn she must be a hoe”
by Hahahah06 December 22, 2019
mugGet the Hoemug.

fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024
mugGet the fairy hoe mothermug.

Hoe

Hoe A bestfreind who sleeps with your boyfreind after so many years and they end up having a baby together and he ends up going to jail for abusing my ex bestfreind and then she slept with my brother who got his heart broken.
by MYMOMLEFTMETODAY November 21, 2019
mugGet the Hoemug.

Dirty hoe

A part of the pg rated live action cat in the hat movie
Person 1:Hey do you wanna watch dirty hoe?
Person 2: I would love too
by anonymous April 17, 2022
mugGet the Dirty hoemug.

Hoe

My ex is a hoe and a btch
by dmanbrotheyalltaken October 10, 2019
mugGet the Hoemug.

Screaming hoe

A woman who trades sex for drugs
Tiffany was looking for a quick high, so took her behind the dollar store, banged her doggie style and walked away without hooking her up . Bitch went crazy like a screaming hoe
by Long dong Ed October 28, 2022
mugGet the Screaming hoemug.

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