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d-bag extraordinaire

Someone who finds it their life's duty to be an all around asshole and douchebag. They are in an elite class of their own of the dbags in the world.
Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for pillaging and raping everything that moves.
by C. period History October 20, 2008
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Poop Bag Mime

When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.
My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.
by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010
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Pack Your Bags

A lewd and lascivious sexual act in which the female lies on her back and lifts her legs up "spread eagle", while the male proceeds to stuff his balls inside her vagina.
Baby, lie down and assume the position, we're going on "vaca". Time to Pack Your Bags!
by JigoloPete May 29, 2014
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space bag pillow

An empty bag from boxed wine that has been blown up to be used as a pillow. Due to the tap, firmness can be adjusted to perfection. Comes in very handy after having finished all that wine.
>Wasn't it uncomfortable sleeping behind the dumpster?

>No, I had my space bag pillow with me.
by russiangopher September 27, 2006
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Farting Fun-Bag

A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).
Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!
by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009
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human hole-in-the-bag

A close friend or acquaintance that is not ever funded, or is; that always has thier mits in your (whatever the vice is) sack , constantly draining your supply
Goin to the get together with the human hole-in-the-bag, maybe some one else will have some product so he can drain their sack of goodies.
by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014
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