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John

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
by factstho March 21, 2021
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Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.
"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"
by King Unicorn August 31, 2017
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john clancy

the manliest woman known to men. Massive thot. Huge posterior. Has intimate relations with instruments and men named eric.
Look away Jimmy, John Clancy's over there
by STOPTHOT May 19, 2018
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johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.
When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too
by mgamn42 November 22, 2016
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John

A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.
"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"
by John's are cool May 11, 2021
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John Wilkes booth

At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.
Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.
by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014
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Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse
by SNobben33 April 1, 2019
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