John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

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Rough John

A violent client as referred to by prostitutes; A wife beater;

Marsha: Dam Linda, wha happened to yo face?
Linda: Had a rough john trucker last night, at least he tip good.

Matt: Hey Sam, you heard Lucy is divorcing her husband?
Sam: No wonder, he was a rough john.

by rough john December 6, 2024

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johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024

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Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

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John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024

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Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

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