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John eleven

Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven
by Towls1 July 11, 2024
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JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?
by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024
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John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.
You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society
by anonymous November 9, 2023
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john overall

John overall is a smart loyal person and kind but if you get on his mean side he will stay calm and not hurt you because he is harmless
John overall is a smart loyal nerd 🤓
by Dalayia November 21, 2021
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.
Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.
by Purple nurble February 12, 2022
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John Waynin it

Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"
"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?
by ByPH October 20, 2015
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