Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.

My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.

by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

One hand clapping

Knowing something before it occurs.

I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.

by Oingooboingo January 29, 2023

left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.

She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying

by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021