poop decoration

Corn or Maze

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night

by bug juice October 23, 2023

poop

soggy mess from ur rear end!!!!!!!

"i just did a WET poop"

by POOPIE IN PANTIES February 24, 2022

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Poop

Food from ass

Jeffrey: “I had a poop
Arnold: “cool, I proud of you bro”

by Griswalds poop November 22, 2021

Poop

its you

Scenario in a house u arent alowed 2 swear
Solomon:hey ur shat!
Bita:Watch ur profanity! its "hey ur poop"

by wata pseudonym June 11, 2018

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021