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John

A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.
John was at my house with the imposter from among us.
by Fortnitjoez November 21, 2021
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otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him
he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john
by john245boss March 1, 2019
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Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john
by Big chungus December 28, 2018
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The John Frost School

I MISS THIS SCHOOL BUT IT WAS SHIT
I dont know what to put here man "The John Frost School is gay but i love mrs jones"
by I omor January 20, 2023
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john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 6, 2019
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Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.
Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.
by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
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