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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.
Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.
by sooosalty January 29, 2017
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
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Jack cameron

An absolute fucking unit.

Built like a kangaroo and extremely sexualy frustrated.
Be afraid and grit your teeth because I'm coming in dry!
Only eats with his hands and only comes if he loves them.
Andrew: best masterbater about my technique is unmatched just like my lifting technique I'm so ripped bro

Mr mac: so sexy bro your such a Jack cameron
by Andy Pandy super handy February 18, 2022
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