Is a school in Hanover NH. A lot of the students smoke pot. Is a well respected school, kids go on to do good things. The kids like most of the teachers. It's nice and stuff. It's near Dartmouth.
by Yeah December 23, 2004
You want your kid to be stuck in a hell-hole where everyone is rude, snobby, cold, and really, REALLY retarded? Then Sahuarita High School is for you! Let's not forget the dumb-ass rules and teachers who think they're the best around, but seriously bro- You're at Sahuarita, that means no other school wanted you. Sure- We have school spirit with the football team that never wins and the cheerleaders who are either snobby or fat as fuck. Academics?
Sahuarita has never heard of it!
Want a dance where everyone cries and someone HAS to be drunk because they think it's cool?
Well hurry on down to Sahuarita!
Want religion shoved down your throat every time you walk to the bus when they throw a Bible in your face?
Sahuarita's got that too!
Wanna see boys who either wear pants so skinny or so baggy that either way you see their balls and small penis?
You'll LOVE this school then!
Do you enjoy seeing faggot guys dress up in cowboy clothes because they think they're cool?
Oh yeah, we have this in stock!
Want not only an entire teacher faculity that pretty much hates you but also an entire school including the students that hate each other?
Then come down to Sahuarita!
Go see the definition of Sahuarita to understand the true meaning of this ah-so WONDERFUL town. If this is your kind of town then come along and suffer!
Sahuarita has never heard of it!
Want a dance where everyone cries and someone HAS to be drunk because they think it's cool?
Well hurry on down to Sahuarita!
Want religion shoved down your throat every time you walk to the bus when they throw a Bible in your face?
Sahuarita's got that too!
Wanna see boys who either wear pants so skinny or so baggy that either way you see their balls and small penis?
You'll LOVE this school then!
Do you enjoy seeing faggot guys dress up in cowboy clothes because they think they're cool?
Oh yeah, we have this in stock!
Want not only an entire teacher faculity that pretty much hates you but also an entire school including the students that hate each other?
Then come down to Sahuarita!
Go see the definition of Sahuarita to understand the true meaning of this ah-so WONDERFUL town. If this is your kind of town then come along and suffer!
Sahuarita High School Teacher: Hey U! U got a h0le in your pants that's a centimeter long!
Student: I'm sorry, I never even noticed it this morning.
Sahurita High School Teacher: Oh ok- Lyk an entire day of in-skool suspension then along with after-skoolz!
Student: This is my first day here though, I didn't know the rules! I've only been heer for five minutes!
Sahurita High School Teacher: LYK NO EXCUSES- WE GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS NOA AND TELL EM HOW BAD OF A STUDENT Uz ARE! U WILL NOW BE SUSPENDED FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! Welcum to Sahuarita btw.
Student: ... D:
*Regular Sahuarita High School student walks by completely naked with a gun but teachers don't notice the obvious*
Student: -_-"
Student: I'm sorry, I never even noticed it this morning.
Sahurita High School Teacher: Oh ok- Lyk an entire day of in-skool suspension then along with after-skoolz!
Student: This is my first day here though, I didn't know the rules! I've only been heer for five minutes!
Sahurita High School Teacher: LYK NO EXCUSES- WE GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS NOA AND TELL EM HOW BAD OF A STUDENT Uz ARE! U WILL NOW BE SUSPENDED FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! Welcum to Sahuarita btw.
Student: ... D:
*Regular Sahuarita High School student walks by completely naked with a gun but teachers don't notice the obvious*
Student: -_-"
by Cadet Bitchy R. July 25, 2011
McLean High School rocks my panties off!! It's way sweeter than Langley bc only half of the kids do coke verse the entire student population, which means we actually graduate and go to college instead of living off daddy's money. The ladies of MHS are fine as hell! They don't cake their faces with make up or get plastic surgery like the Langley bitches. Our parties are always wilder but unfortunately less frequent, bc our parents aren't in rehab.
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by Heather May April 30, 2005
also ‘high-value male’
a term that single, bitter men who hate women because they struggle to attract them and single women who kiss men’s feet because they hate themselves and are dumb use.
it describes an alpha sigma fuck bitches get money but stay classy male who influences the other insecure men around him to act the same so they can bone submissive bimbos and feel better about their lackluster looks and bicurious urges.
popularized by greats such as miss andy tate, kevin samuels’ old ass, and tweedledee & tweedledum from fresh + fit podcast.
used unironically in straight spheres.
a term that single, bitter men who hate women because they struggle to attract them and single women who kiss men’s feet because they hate themselves and are dumb use.
it describes an alpha sigma fuck bitches get money but stay classy male who influences the other insecure men around him to act the same so they can bone submissive bimbos and feel better about their lackluster looks and bicurious urges.
popularized by greats such as miss andy tate, kevin samuels’ old ass, and tweedledee & tweedledum from fresh + fit podcast.
used unironically in straight spheres.
girl 1: joe is like so rich from trading stocks and like he’s so hot because he like gets his nails done and his hair cut weekly and also i love when he calls me his dishwasher like he’s so dreamy.
girl 2: omg that’s a high-value man. do anything you can to keep him.
girl 1: yeah like duh like i already am. he’s totes sexy and masculine.
girl 2: omg that’s a high-value man. do anything you can to keep him.
girl 1: yeah like duh like i already am. he’s totes sexy and masculine.
by tonkajahari January 10, 2023
A shitty name for a highschool, Full of upper middle class kids who think they are rich, but are just conceited pricks. Who have shitty parties and look to Courtland kids for alcohol. Every Riverbend party gets busted and is usually filled with annoying bastards.
1.I went to a Riverbend party and I was the only one who had alcohol.
2.I went to a Riverbend party and ended up running from the cops through a barb wire death pit which never ended.
2.I went to a Riverbend party and ended up running from the cops through a barb wire death pit which never ended.
by Courtland March 20, 2005
by runlolorun April 13, 2010
A school in Dothan, Alabama with shitty teachers and principals that enforce a stupid dress code. Also way too many black people and idiots in general.
Joe: Hey, man, what school do you go to?
Rick: Northview High School
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry.
Rick: Thanks. That place really sucks.
Rick: Northview High School
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry.
Rick: Thanks. That place really sucks.
by ih8northview December 20, 2011