Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting

It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025

Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.

Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?

by Johnsonjuicer February 27, 2026

Worse-than-waterboarding

Worse-than-waterboarding is an adjective AND adverb. It is used to describe something torturous, shitty or downright malicious that somebody does to you, what you do to somebody, shit like math tests, etc.

Erik: What’s good, man? There’s no way there’s a test today, right, retard?
Mike: Yeah.
-(5 hours later)-
Erik: *Sitting at his desk* This fuckass test is Worse-than-waterboarding.
Mike: I’m winging it.
Erik: *Quietly* What a brainless fuck…

by Tier 3 flex offender February 28, 2026

Splash in the water park

Fuck the shit out of someone

Wow you really like her...i bet u wanna splash in the water park

by JayMoney33 March 13, 2026

Drink some water/stay hydrated

A way to say I love you without fully revealing your feelings and making it seem like you just care about them

Hey, drink some water/stay hydrated

K, I will

by Shidiot August 2, 2025

Burning The Water

1) When someone is terrible at something and they can't even do the simplest thing related.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.

1) "I heard Ori's father is terrible at cooking. He is literally burning the water."
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"

by Naxiye [2] September 10, 2025