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Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.
Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.
by Evilevad December 24, 2014
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Tomato Soup Syndrome

When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.
Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”
by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018
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Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.
by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
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Famous Professor Syndrome

When a lecturer in a college or university is either so famous or such a genius that he or she has lost the ability to connect with students. This makes their teaching style extremely confusing and careless and they may not even make it to every lesson.
"What do you think its like to take an acting class from James Franco?"

"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"
by Argentarius June 27, 2017
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Broke bitch syndrome

When an individual shows off money that is not their
Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome
by Paully S February 4, 2020
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soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.
I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.
by Hope money July 9, 2010
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Multiple Keys Syndrome

MKS or Multiple Keys Syndrome or Multilple kkkkk syndrome is falling asleep while at work with your hands on the keyboard(especially after lunch)...you wake up to see multiple keys typed on your screen. The length of the typed keys is directly related to how long you've been sleeping.
- Dude I think I'm coming down with Multiple Keys Syndrome, it may be time for coffee.

- Yo, Jason got hit with MKS right after lunch, he sent me an email with a bunch hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh in it.
by stouch000 October 22, 2009
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