corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.

In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.

by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

Slippery Ass Syndrome

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

Mean Man Syndrome

When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.

Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?

by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015

Restless Pelvic Syndrome

The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.

Dont mind me humping your butt, I suffer from Restless Pelvic Syndrome..

by Jzaags January 28, 2020

Broke bitch syndrome

When an individual shows off money that is not their

Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome

by Paully S February 4, 2020

Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.

"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."

by Mark_Trail December 28, 2016