Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopcon 

Poopcon-adjective, It is used to describe the severity of a poop, and is defined on a 1-5 scale. 1 being the lowest level of urgency to have to use the toilet and 5 being the worst possible feeling one could imagine in the intestines and stomach.

Hurry up in the bathroom....I'm at poopcon 5!!!! (Followed by the pants of the person who is at poopcon 5 being filled)

Even the littlest fart at a poopcon 5 can be lethal and cause one's pants to be imediately filled.

poopcon by rok21star January 10, 2009

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

Oopsie poopsie by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

ghost poopie 

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.

ghost poopie is phonemenon.

ghost poopie by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

pooperella 

A name for someone for someone who is being an ass... and that person thinks they're Cinderella.

Pooperella: You're so fat, but I'm hot.
Person that hates Pooperellas: Ugh, you're such a Pooperella

pooperella by I'm Not a Pooperella January 6, 2008

poopiphany 

When one has a sudden insight into reality, or the meaning of life, whilst taking a poop.

Guys, I was sitting on the toilet, and realized that I didn't need a boyfriend to make me feel better. It was the best poopiphany yet!

poopiphany by WhyNotFrampton June 2, 2008