poopcon

Poopcon-adjective, It is used to describe the severity of a poop, and is defined on a 1-5 scale. 1 being the lowest level of urgency to have to use the toilet and 5 being the worst possible feeling one could imagine in the intestines and stomach.

Hurry up in the bathroom....I'm at poopcon 5!!!! (Followed by the pants of the person who is at poopcon 5 being filled)

Even the littlest fart at a poopcon 5 can be lethal and cause one's pants to be imediately filled.

by rok21star January 10, 2009

Poopcock

A words that is said bringing society to its knees

You say peacock and no one bats an eye

you say poopcock and society goes waahhhhhhh

by Peeoter November 15, 2020

poopcopter

A circular movement with a sock containing human faeces (ref 'Poopsock') and once in a while spats of human faeces will fly out, colliding other objects in the vicinity.

A: W00t, Look I'm a poopcopter!!! GOING round and round.
B: Hey look, a poopcopter! Ah, cr*p, poop on my shirt

by Toverfee November 30, 2013

poopcough

A loud or obnoxious cough which occurs in the middle of taking a burly dump.

I fractured a tooth last night when I had a particularly violent poopcough.

by glcrisman August 20, 2013

poopmonkey420

he has the most drip on tik tok

"man poopmonkey420 got hella drip bro."

by snapchat3 February 23, 2020

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopcorn

The process to making poopcorn is very easy.
1.swallow whole popcorn kernels
2.wait until you poop those kernels out
3.pick out the kernels and put them into a popcorn popper
4.enjoy!

Yeah my friend slipped me some poopcorn inside of regular popcorn it was gross.

by Zandros January 3, 2010