john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

by squidlust69 September 25, 2020

John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.

The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.

by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024

John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.

You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.

Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.

by Mrcheef April 27, 2022

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024

Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

by thejohner May 16, 2025