I take my leave

A polite way of saying goodbye.

John: The coffee was great Mark, my compliments.
Mark: You are being too kind. Do you want some cookies?
John: I'm sorry, but I have a meeting in a few minutes, I take my leave.

by AlbertM August 15, 2009

I heart you

1.) The step before saying I love you.
2.) When your not ready to say I love you.
3.) When you really like someone and saying I like you when your dating is stupid but saying I heart you is cute.

Boo, I don't quite love you yet but I heart you!

by Babiibooh November 28, 2009

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

i c wut u did thar

A reply acknowledging a clever, or sarcastically, an unclever pun.

LOLspeak
Person A: I sneezed.
Person B: 'snot funny!
Person C: @ Person B: i c wut u did thar

Person A: I sneezed.
Person B: 'snot funny!
Person C: @ Person B: i c wut u did thar

by scy1192 May 23, 2008

I need space

This is said when one person wants to break up a friendship or relationship with the other person permanently, but does not want to appear mean or cold-hearted.

Boy: I'm coming over in a second.
Girl: Wait - I need to tell you something.
Boy: Yeah, baby...what is it?
Girl: Well, I need space.

by marinabreeze May 17, 2006

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

"I'm not wearing those pants."

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.

Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."

by nicole szanto February 6, 2007