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You Noah'd Me

When you're go to fist pump or high five someone and they dont give it to you, making you look silly
Damien: *Goes for a high five*

Ian: *ignores it* what are you doing
Damien: I went to high five you but you noah'd me
by TickTockTicketyTock August 29, 2019
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You me and Dupree

Definition:

Depending on intonation; referring to the third wheel, or the more the merrier!.

Phrase:

meaning to include; you, me, and the person and or people I, you, and or the situation are bound/obligated to, and or whom ever may be so inclined to participate either of free will or by circumstance.
Aaron: Dude please come to my mother's house this weekend, I don't want to go alone, I've asked my girlfriend, Ruben and you.

Me: eh why not, maybe I'll cook breakfast and we can go sledding.

You me and Dupree.

Aaron: yeah! Good idea!

Ex:2.

Jae: Dude wtf, I thought it was just supposed to be us two in this bed.

Aaron: yeah my bad, My dog likes sleeping with me.

Jae: great I have to share a bed with you, me, and Dupree
by Loupcastille January 5, 2018
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ethical fuck you

An ethical fuck you is when someone does something big, something great for you with the intentions of never having to see you or hear from you again.

For example when you want to serve a specific employer, that employer arranges a transfer within the organisation or a transfer to another organisation, making sure that the transfer comes with far more greater job opportunities, freedoms, power of influence, far greater superiors and far more than you could ever expect from the job or work environment. That's the ethical part, the fuck you part is all and only in the motives, which is to get rid of you and make sure you are gone for good.

In the dating world, an ethical fuck you is when you get rejected, then that girl or boy is smart and powerful enough to transform you from average into alpha so that you can get a girl/boyfriend that is far better in every way than the person that just rejected you. Again, when all this hard work is done, the only motive is to get you out of his or her life forever.

An ethical fuck you is not an ethical fuck you if you have asked, paid, made, forced or manipulated the person to transfer or transform you. It is an ethical fuck you only when the process of transferring or transforming you is done purely by his or her own idea without any outside influence.
EXAMPLE ONE
Person one: All I ever wanted was to be an assistance of a teacher in an elementary school. This one school took me in, when no one else did, trained me better everyone else ever could and created opportunities beyond anything I could ever dream of. They are giving me training that is effective enough to give me the skills of a class room teacher. But there is one thing that doesn't add up. Why would they go through all the trouble and invest so much of their resources on me when they made it clear that they will not continue the contract once it ends.

Person two: Maybe they wanted to make sure you are skillful enough to be accepted everywhere else so they don't have to see or hear from you ever again or worry that you would quit on your dreams. They just showed you their ethical middle finger.

EXAMPLE TWO
Person one: Out of all the rejections I have ever encountered, the last one was of its own kind. Unlike the rest of the people I have ever known, this specific one trained me well and then hooked me up with dates with people far more attractive and had much more commonalities and common interest than the one that just rejected me. Do I have a guardian angel or what?

Person two: Sounds to me like you got an ethical fuck you. No offense but it's sometimes people do right for the wrong reasons. Maybe the reason for doing all this good was to get rid of you. But then again, whoever rejected you succeeded in something that everyone else has failed in.
by Luopio27 September 6, 2017
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Fuck You Fade

The opposite of a Friendly Fade. A Fuck You Fade is when someone pretty much says "Fuck you! I don't want to be together anymore."
Tyler pulled the Fuck You Fade on Brittany. He didn't even try to be nice about it and use the Friendly Fade. What a douche!
by East Coast Mama April 19, 2018
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You need a nap

The greatest cop-out in the parent/grownup world, this phrase is uttered when the adult is not able/willing to address/alleviate a totally legitimate problem or concern that a child is complaining to him about. Even worse is if the adult uses amused/cutesy/sarcastic expressions and/or actions to accompany said invalid statement, such as giving the kid a couple quick pats on the cheek for "dismissive emphasis and finality", giggling while speaking, saying, "You wanna know what I *honestly* think?" beforehand, opining that "somebunny" needs the nap (which of course makes the child all the more upset and humiliated, since this makes it appear to the child that the adult is not even really listening to him or taking what he has to say seriously), etc.
Statement: You need a nap.
What is really meant: I don't have the time/money/authority/inclination to help resolve your problem, and/or the bratty/overbearing person who is mistreating you is related to a "somebody" who is important to our family, and so I don't dare make a scene or try to demand that you be treated better by him. But I'm afraid to be truthful with you about this because I've always promised you that I will protect you and correct any wrongs in your young life, and so if you find out that I was "just saying that" but actually am not always able/willing to help you in every case, you will hate me as a parent and never trust me again. Same thing happened with me and your grandparents when I was little.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
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Are you down for the brown?

Usually asked to a white guy, wanting to know if he is into black girls.
Hey Max, are you down for the brown? I heard Keisha likes you.
by Simons16 October 30, 2017
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will you kiss me

A set of words uncommonly used, usually by a significant other, to request a kiss
Kendall: baby will you kiss me?
Mckayla: of course, I love you.
by Iloveyoumckayla March 27, 2017
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