fucking your fist

another slang term for masturbation

I know where you've been. You've been in the bathroom fucking your fist.

by standalone October 19, 2008

up your guts

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.

Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.

by sconch66 March 1, 2014

find your god

To experience something which is an"ultimate", or a defining moment in a person's life. Can be positive/constructive or negative/destructive.

It was said of former USC and Oakland Raiders QB Todd Marinovich that when he first smoked black-tar heroin he had "found his God".

Man, if you try this you'll find your God.

by Dr. Banjo November 14, 2013

bull your neck

The process of bulling to protect your neck in the game known as American football.

Example 1: "bull your fucking neck" wise words of Bob Connell freshman coach

Example 2: " If u don't bull your neck then you may hurt your neck it break your clavicle"

by Neck27 November 19, 2013

out of your tits

Crazy, Out of your mind.

You're so drunk, she was out of your tits!

by GemChick February 19, 2015

fucking your buffalo

Lying to yourself.

This term was first coined by cr1tikal in his video "Cleverbot Gameplay and Commentary" uploaded on April 1, 2011.

"I am not judging anyone."
"Robots lack the ability to judge, therefore you are simply fucking your buffalo."

by Sir Jolteon July 13, 2016

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016