February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

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Value Secured

The saying used when a bet at a very good price is locked in. Value is secured when the line moves in your favor after you bet it. The saying is usually followed by a green check mark.

Mousebagg- All my Randy’s from last night are now .79x-.88x. Value secured ✅

Randy- Cade assists is bumped to 10.0 now. I’m glad I mousebagg’d it.

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

by Mousebagg March 8, 2026

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chicken second

A measurement of time equivalent to the time it takes one to consume an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting.

Person A: "Hey, how long until that movie starts?"
Person B: "Maybe like.. 6 or 7 chicken seconds?"
Person A: "Alright, cool."

by theamericanpickle March 10, 2026

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Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"

Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

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