Definitions by theamericanpickle
chicken second
A measurement of time equivalent to the time it takes one to consume an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting.
Person A: "Hey, how long until that movie starts?"
Person B: "Maybe like.. 6 or 7 chicken seconds?"
Person A: "Alright, cool."
Person B: "Maybe like.. 6 or 7 chicken seconds?"
Person A: "Alright, cool."
chicken second by theamericanpickle March 10, 2026