jizz monkey 

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

jizz monkey by BlueAir September 12, 2004

monkey butt 

A man that is developing a bald spot on the back of his head resembling a baboon’s or chimpanzee’s ass. This phrase works best if the person combs his hair over this balding area and thinks nobody notices he trying to hide it!

Check out the "monkey butt" on that guy or "nice monkey butt".

monkey butt by LisaD143 August 28, 2005

hump the monkey 

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

hump the monkey by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.

"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"

monkeybuttpadje by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003

Monkey with Braces 

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

Monkey with Braces by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007

Monkey Crumpet 

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.

Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.

Monkey Crumpet by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011

Monkey Chow 

Over packing, the act of packing items required for packed items that are not necessary.

Reference to outtakes from Toy Story:
Mrs Potato Head is packing Mr Potato Head with monkey chow. "For the monkeys of course" Does not need monkeys and definitely does not need monkey chow.

My father constantly packs monkey chow for our weekend trip.

Monkey Chow by spribyl May 17, 2011