stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

padden fucked

when someone is that drunk they almost die!

dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit

by analbead1 February 2, 2010

Knuckle Fucked

It is when you clock a muther fucker in the face while you have your middle finger extended.

Dude this chauch was talking serious trash at the club last night, so I straight up Knuckle Fucked his ass.

by Freak Sho September 26, 2010

Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 25, 2011

roll fucked

Someone who is so stupid and weird now because of doing to much ecstacy or molly

other tenses: roll fuck

Yeah he's roll fucked. He did it for like an entire summer.

by Anohsaj May 7, 2011

Rim Fucked

When a seemingly good basketball shot bounces off the rim one or more times until it falls through.

Knicks Fan: Man did you see that shot that Melo missed that bounced off the rim like 5 times.
Celtics Fan: Yeah he got totally rim fucked.
Heat Fan: Hurr durr...

by P.K.V. May 28, 2011

ebay fucked

1. Buying something of ebay, and not receiving the item.

2. Buying an item on ebay, and not receiving the item as described.

Hey man I just bought an Ipod for 20$ then a week later I realized that I got ebay fucked.

by 14runningman August 11, 2011