help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 15, 2014

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

Jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist

n., Someone who comes in and out of your life. There one minute gone the next.

You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.

I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist

by TGDub September 01, 2009

Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct

Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

by You can go jack off with that August 16, 2009