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cat-eyed glasses

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!
Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.
by Miss DeBenedetto March 4, 2019
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Paul EYE2

When he sees another chunky person and wants to eat it up more than samanthas
Paul EYE2 Driftes over to that huge chunky person who is a grandma
by RussellOKC May 21, 2019
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Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”
by Bot_asihb June 19, 2019
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covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
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cummin eyes

When someone has eyes so pretty that if they made long enough eye contact with you while giving you oral you would orgasm immediately.

The eyes of a person so attractive you envision them looking up at you while they give you head
Jeremy bro, I couldn't last long enough with her. She looked up at me with those cummin eyes and I came instantly
by Posieoden December 17, 2020
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mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.
Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...
by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021
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One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually
I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.
by ShagginWagon’s May 16, 2021
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