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brown nose 

to open your ass cheeks and go up to someone (passed out, sleeping, or if your homosexual or something, or you like it) and put ur asshole on their nose leaving marks of your shit hence called a brown nose.
dude jake passed out at the party last night and someone brown nosed him.

bitch stfu or ima brown nose your ass.

hold em down! hold em down! BROWN NOSE EM!!!
brown nose by Mr.shi October 21, 2007
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Brown Lives Matter 

A term to describe that Hispanic lives mattter too. Us people deserve justice. Therefore Brown Lives matter
Guy-ALL LIVES MATTER
Guy 2-nah dude I think you mean brown lives matter

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny
"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"
murphy brown by Phil January 24, 2005
"Anyone down for smokin a Bronson right quick?"
Bronson by Dick Slammin June 8, 2009
Brown eye: an evil, machiavellian look, or the look of a stupid person.

Derived from a look that might be given by Gordon Brown (prime minister of England). Gordon has only one eye and is frequently called a one-eyed Scotch cunt.
Look at that window-licker. He's giving you the Brown-eye.
Brown-eye by jimxxjim February 15, 2009

Brownchicken Browncow 

A joke using the bow chicka bow wow tone while saying brown chicken brown cow
What do you get when you cross a sexy brown chicken with a sexy brown cow?

Brownchicken browncow

brown water trick 

the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.
(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)

guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?

guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!

guy 3: is you rollin?

guy 2: bitch i might be!
brown water trick by Brew-HaHa December 10, 2009