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fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.
"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"
by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016
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Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
by Badonti January 29, 2017
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Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.
Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.
by TiggleJam January 25, 2017
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Grudge Fart

A special type of gaseous leak from ones ass that heads straight for ones own nasal cavity very fast. As if the fart Is going to give you a piece of his mind for birthing him.
I pulled off my covers only to be greeted by a grudge fart making me and my friends gag.

"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."
by M3NTALXHAZARD January 17, 2017
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spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018
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