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Matt farted

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
by The prankster July 20, 2021
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fart bag

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.
by LouieC5 May 5, 2022
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That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.
I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!
by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025
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unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...
There are 5 unborn farts on your xray
by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017
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head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
by WhateverJack March 7, 2023
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bustass fart

A fart that is so loud it sounds like someone's ass exploded.
Janie ate some hot sauce that caused her gas, so she could let out some bustass farts.
by Haldee September 17, 2017
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Fart Bro

You fart and you bro
I like to fart bro with my bros
by Alberto Cardozo June 23, 2019
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