John

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

John Gunn'd

Its been John Gunn'd

Its been crashed e.g

Its been John Gunn'd

by Urbanlamb April 15, 2019

john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls

soz john if ur reading this but i lied

by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.

Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021