Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020

Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese

I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?

An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.

First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.

But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...

Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.

Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .

by BigTomFoSheezy June 1, 2021

A little bit of grandma

The art of sprinkling grandma's ashes onto something salt bae style. Used to give the sprinkler good luck. Alternate; making the sprinkling motion and saying "Little bit of grandma!"

Mark: Dude what are you doing?
Donovan: Just sprinkling a little bit of grandma on my bed.

by TheCwispyJew February 23, 2022

go jump in a lake

A term used especially in Minnesota (go figure) that mean "fuck off" or "shut up." Used by grandmas who have anger issues but are to civilized to swear.

Kid: Hey, hey, pay attention to me, feed me, I want money!
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*

by nanodesu1234 February 21, 2017

Genie in a Bottle

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017