ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

Mom

A woman that has loved you even before she saw you. A woman that will give up anything to make you happy. A woman that will walk through fire to protect you. A woman that says,"don't let mama bear out of the cage." A woman that will still love you, even after a mistake. A woman that will turn off her favorite song just so you can play yours. A woman that will be with you through the good and bad. A woman who gave up her life for you. Finally, a woman that will never stop loving you.

Mom I love you.

Mom, Happy Mothers day!

by iwantfood1111 May 7, 2018

Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023

UR MOM GAY

when a child insults you but has nothing else to say.

"I'm just saying you need to eat your dinner Timmy"
"WELL UR MOM GAY, DAD."

by CreatorOfSh%t March 11, 2022

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Filipino mom

The type of mom who wants to control your decisions and never respects your opinions.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.

My Filipino mom hits me everyday

by Eypsy February 10, 2024