Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025

life

a fucked up mess

oh shit, its life

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Sloger life

S.L.O.G.E.R stands for shoppers, lovers, otakus, gamers, entrepreneurs, and randoms. It means that you don't care what people think or say about your life style your going to still be you.

Being classified as all a few or one of these letters can make you a part of the sloger community/life stlye.

All she does is game and shop, I think she's a part of the sloger life!

by missbobsdc June 18, 2014

DOUBJrag LIFE

Delivering on u beatings just released anger giving little infants fighting enemies.

Delivering on u broken justices releases anger giving little infants fighting energy.
Serpent dragon.

By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

DouBJraging rag wearing warlums doubjrag life gunslingers and HooooBJect HOMIES. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 7, 2022

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

Life

L:earning
I:n
F:ucked

E:ffort

“I’m so done with life.” “Life is hard.”

by Key and quilt October 15, 2019

Life Flows

The flow of life, what happens in a day happens and that can’t be changed. The flow of life is what keeps everyone going and when things look difficult, life will flow and find its way.

Person 1 “I have had a terrible day”
Person 2 “Life Flows tomorrow will be different”

by Chester_bag May 31, 2023