John

Its me!!!
Im john :)
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John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.
Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊
by Kaitie_e7 October 10, 2019
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John

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser
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A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!
by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018
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"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"
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Hey look at that john getting surounded by girls
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John deserves a Carlee.
Who are you with john.”
oh my girlfriend carlee
by hgccc November 09, 2021
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