by notelihand May 16, 2022
Get the eli handmug. Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020
Get the Sack-handsmug. “Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025
Get the well-manicured handmug. When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
Get the Second Hand Abandonmentmug. A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020
Get the Cum Handsmug. One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
Get the Hand Hookermug. To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
Get the scrolling left handedmug.