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eli hand

that’s all eli hands just got a big dick
by notelihand May 16, 2022
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Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum
Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020
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well-manicured hand

A sign of a sexually mature man
“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025
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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!
by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020
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Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
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scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
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